Dear Open Kimono,
I almost burned down the company a few years years ago. I put my Pop Tarts in the breakroom toaster, and went to punch in. I got distracted and figured they would ‘pop’ up when ready. Well, the toaster didn’t eject the Pop Tarts and when I did go back for them, the flames were licking the underside of the cabinets!
A little research revealed that strawberry is the most flammable flavor of Pop Tarts.